What could possibly turn a woman on more than a man recklessly combing his hair with a once-priceless Pentium processor?
And of course the chicks will squeal when they see you pull out your ultra-cool RAM comb!
Benchmark results:
And here's a funny email I just received:
"I'm just mailing you to tell you how much I
enjoyed your recent additions to your website. I especially liked
you article on using cpus as brushes. This is something that is of
particular interest to me because I once had to brush my hair with a cpu
for 2 weeks because I couldn't afford a brush (or comb), although
my cpu was a pentium MMX 233 (take that). Yes, I agree with you Donna
from that seventies show is the hottest girl in the world."
Take your newfound studliness back to the stupid mods section