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« on: July 15, 2010, 11:36:59 AM »

so i don't know what 2 say........ m a student i need a course material 2 prepare 4 my entrance exam ..... my subject of specialization is electrical nd electronics ......... i need a quick nd reliable book ...video .. materials... any thing  ...that could b helpful for me ... attempting an  objective MCQ exam ..my time is short ...<<i mean its scheduled 4 this month end>plz help me asap ......i m crying 4 help Picard facepalm        m thinking abt  I have the power of the Afro .can u help me
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 12:34:39 PM »

Your typing skills hurt my eyes.
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 12:51:23 PM »

Why bother preparing for your entrance exam for electronics? Your typing skills are such utter shit that no one will EVER hire you anyway. Did you think your teachers were kidding when they told you spelling was important? Do you really think you can get through life with bare minimum effort, and getting others to take care of things for you? In 30 years time, you will be selling hashish on the ganges for a living.

Bye!
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 02:34:15 PM »

giv me the codes plz
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 02:35:34 PM »

...you can get through life with bare minimum effort, and others will take care of things for you...
Isn't that Obama's mantra?
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 03:20:59 PM »

giv me the codes plz

ctrl + shift + f11
thn typ in `r0sebud`
u get 1000 simoleon`s
n `idkfa` wil giv u teh key`s 2 lyfe
if u want 2 try u can do ctrl + alt + delete itll make your system`s faster
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 03:35:48 PM »

I shall miss the beautiful orange kitty he chose as an avatar though :(
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2010, 12:33:55 AM »

please unblock my original profile ......i swear to god i will always type perfectly and speak in a perfect sense . Afroman  please try to understand.  ... in India we don't care to b precise in English, because Indians don't know the actual value of perfect English. .thanks for showing me the actual value of perfect English .... and my dear friends that day i was high..Its really absurd that no one is helping me . really i will blame that thing on hashish and bhang <a legally sold cannabis in India > Picard facepalm
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2010, 01:21:56 AM »

Wow...
Well, here are a bunch of books
http://www.reddit.com/r/eebooks
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2010, 09:01:01 AM »

Hey, drugs are no excuse! I post high all the time and still manage to be coherent, for the most part.
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2010, 08:00:04 PM »

What's worse, the grovelling or the typing?

If his english is that bad, understanding english text books in two weeks is going to be hopeless.

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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2010, 06:25:33 AM »

I'm not alone with my belief that people who are unable to identify and apply rules in a particular system like a language will also have difficulty working in other systems with rigid rules.   Even if that's a completely irrelevant assumption, it would be a pain in the ass and a waste of brain cells if everyone communicated using their own system of mechanics.  "Technical" minded people respect proper language skills because it allows them to interface easily.

I once fixed code from Indian contractors who couldn't speak worse English if they pasted it from Google Translate and it was a fucking god damn fuckload of fucks to sort out.
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 11:58:27 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 07:37:50 AM »

mmm chicken tikka  ...with bowl of white rice
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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2010, 09:53:54 AM »

I am totally puzzled , i need just basics( not in depth) ...to brush up my existing knowledge. My exam is objective type so m am limiting my range to a few important main topics .Please cooperate with me  brother ..i have gone through this  site <http://www.reddit.com/r/eebooks>  ......I m already having books  at my home.Whenever I try 2 look what is in it I feel drowsy . Please forgive me my friends , if my English is that bad ..I am trying hard on US English grammar .the question would be like this .
a flip flop can store
(a) 1 data bit
(b) 2 data bit
(c) 3 data bit
(d)any no .of data bits data bit

as per my view the answer would be 1 bit of data
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« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2010, 02:41:00 PM »

"dude .i think you r trying crook methods to avoid me .ur website is showing me "bandwidth limit error" ...... it seems that u r limiting ur website ...unable to be used in my area "

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
You miserable little sack of shit. No, I hadn't blocked you. Clearly you know jackshit about website hosting, or maybe your worthless ISP blocked it. Either way, you are banned now. I hope you die in a fucking terrorist attack by rabid pakistanis after getting raped by goats. By the way, I have two of your email addresses and your IP addresses. If you try to come back, I will make your life a living hell. And don't try to be a smartass using anonymizing proxy services. I will know it is you. Fuck off and don't ever come back.


And yes, a flip flop can only remember 1 bit of data.
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« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2010, 02:47:54 PM »

u r so mean 2 him ! all wanted he m a student i need a course material 2 prepare 4 my entrance exam!  he nd reliable book and aidsless prustitute.  Halp my friends!
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« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2010, 02:49:11 PM »

What is it with Indian people getting the internet to do their homework anyways? Like on these computer science blogs where you get inane source code requests for some trivial but large problem...
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« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2010, 02:56:19 PM »

It just made me sad because his cat is really, really cute.
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« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2010, 04:40:10 PM »

the flipflops is haveing much confusion when bits are needed on flipflops because when many flops are using the bits at one time it get
very confusing. go use your flipflops and you will have many successes and happinesses in your hearts because this is doing
the most best needful. wishings you many happinesses in your computer internets.

happinesses to helping
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« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2010, 01:37:38 PM »




SO THAT'S WHO THE FUCK THAT WAS.
God damnit. Did he try to friend everyone else on facebook too?
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« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2010, 02:34:33 PM »

Really I m an asshole ........... I m worthy 2 b fucked along the international border of India and Pakistan .I admit I m a worthless shit. I found IIT videos on you-tube  .. thanks for helping me and  banning me again and again .. thank u  afroman ..Basically i have failed in GRE exam and in TOEFL also ,so  have to complete my graduation in India.. really u  have to think like humans  <If u forgive or hide one's deed good will forgive for your misdeeds > .Don't be inhuman .... god save mankind and spread love and peace everywhere .  Ban me please ....But i will miss u  .Even u have kicked me again and again ... Thanks for teaching me a lesson  .good bye ....
Why i have chosen the user name afroman#1** ..its because .yesterday..i was so frustrated with your response
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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2010, 04:13:15 PM »

Aww. You made him fail a course he had no chance of passing anyway. Now he has to study in India and eat curry.
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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2010, 05:02:07 PM »

hi i lyk u 2 tel how 2 do this thigs wit my lyf.......... i dont wut to tel men bout EE
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« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2010, 10:49:17 PM »

Dude, he is in Grade 8. Give him a break.
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« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2010, 02:53:11 AM »

Dude, he is in Grade 8. Give him a break.
I was given no such thing when in grade 8.
Afrotech is unfair. Learn to live with it.
I first thought that that post was just afro making a parody of his posts. Apparently not.
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« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2010, 03:51:43 AM »

I could feel my brain rewire itself autistic while trying to read that.
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« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2010, 08:15:39 AM »

Why is he using our flag =(
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« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2010, 04:56:11 PM »

How the hell do you see a site like afrotech and think it's a good idea to prepare yourself for an exam using their forums?
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« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2010, 05:10:07 PM »

Well, we do speak rather perfect English here. That's got to be worth something.
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