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« Reply #1140 on: July 27, 2010, 09:01:42 PM » |
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Grace 5/5!
Mother gives birth to undead baby. Do you need to know any more?
I should also mention that the acting in this film is actually quite good.
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« Reply #1141 on: July 28, 2010, 11:20:42 AM » |
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Grace 5/5!
Mother gives birth to undead baby. Do you need to know any more?
I should also mention that the acting in this film is actually quite good.
Oh wow, I thought that movie was pretty bad. They never explained why the baby was born undead. There were too many loose ends in the movie that never were explained, so I got annoyed with it. I was honestly hoping for the end to be that the mother was just imagining that the baby was alive. |
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« Reply #1142 on: July 28, 2010, 11:32:07 AM » |
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I still have the image from the last scene in my head :(
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« Reply #1143 on: August 01, 2010, 12:10:44 PM » |
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Friday and Next Friday.
3/5. This black comedy had very high production values. The acting was about as could as you can hope for from a rapper and the only really annoying parts were the stupid sound effects and occasional film speed up. Also Ice Cubes dad made me hate him. That being said Chris Tucker was great. "You got knocked, da-fuck-out!" is classic.
2/5. This movie was Ice Cube saying, "Ok lets do it again except since we can't get Chris Tucker we will just use his lines in a new setting with the same stupid plot, same stupid bad guy plus some annoying latino bad guys and make it so I look cool."
Netflix will be delivering Friday After Next, next Friday.... if you follow.
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« Reply #1144 on: August 02, 2010, 05:23:06 AM » |
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The Crazies. 2/5. Zombie movie -zombies and why would the guy pull the infected knife through a zombies neck into his hand. IDIOT has no idea how viruses work even though his wife is a doctor.
Bounty Hunter with Wife a 2/5 unless you are on a date. Then it is a 3.5/5. Typical romantic comedy date movie.
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« Reply #1145 on: August 02, 2010, 08:45:58 AM » |
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There should be a movie about santa cat
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« Reply #1146 on: August 02, 2010, 11:14:01 AM » |
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Ice Cubes dad made me hate him.
Shut up he was the best character in the whole movie. |
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« Reply #1147 on: August 05, 2010, 01:02:06 PM » |
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On Any Sunday: 10/10 If you like motorbikes in ANY way, you should watch this film/documentary. Honestly, these guys... they were absolute BADASSES. I mean real life badasses. The kind you can't find anymore. Badass Advisory: Steve McQueen is in this film, and also Dick Mann. How much manlier could a name get?
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« Reply #1148 on: August 05, 2010, 02:14:20 PM » |
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The Crazies. 2/5. Zombie movie -zombies and why would the guy pull the infected knife through a zombies neck into his hand. IDIOT has no idea how viruses work even though his wife is a doctor.
I just saw that last week and thought the same fucking thing knife through hand + zombie blood in wound = your dead asshole |
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« Reply #1149 on: August 05, 2010, 04:30:45 PM » |
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What about my dead asshole?
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« Reply #1150 on: August 05, 2010, 05:19:00 PM » |
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What about my dead asshole?
Oops my bad i meant your UNdead asshole. My mistake. |
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« Reply #1151 on: August 05, 2010, 06:20:29 PM » |
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What about my dead asshole?
That just reminded me of a scene from Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. |
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« Reply #1152 on: August 13, 2010, 07:52:16 PM » |
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Expendables
6/5
The parts without action were lame, boring crap
The parts with action... omfg... it was like Commando 3 at the end
If you like watching people fight WATCH THIS MOVIE ON THE BIG SCREEN! SUPPORT STALLONE!!
Also, Jason Statham should be knighted already.
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« Reply #1153 on: August 13, 2010, 11:31:56 PM » |
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Inception 4/5. If you've ever been dreaming that your dreaming then you wake up but your still dreaming but you think your awake until your dog talks to you then you fall out of bed this movie is for you.
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« Reply #1154 on: August 14, 2010, 03:44:53 AM » |
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Inception 4/5. If you've ever been dreaming that your dreaming then you wake up but your still dreaming but you think your awake until your dog talks to you then you fall out of bed this movie is for you.
For me, it's always been a cat talking, I've never had a dog. |
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« Reply #1155 on: August 14, 2010, 11:36:04 AM » |
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For me, it's always been a cat talking, I've never had a dog.
The animal talking can be a variety of animals cats, dogs, monkeys, birds, hell even a rhino. No fish though if a fish starts talking to you get your ass to a therapist real quick because you done went off the deep end. |
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« Reply #1156 on: August 14, 2010, 02:02:01 PM » |
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Toy Story 4/5 Rewatched it, so I can watch Toy Story 2. Haven't seen this movie in like 10 years or so. Strange to watch it close to the screen in 1080p, because it makes you notice things you didn't see when you watched it on a crap old TV. The animation still amazes me, and I wonder how long it took to render all that with the power that they had back then. Probably quite a long time. "But we're not on my planet, are we?" The animal talking can be a variety of animals cats, dogs, monkeys, birds, hell even a rhino. No fish though if a fish starts talking to you get your ass to a therapist real quick because you done went off the deep end.
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« Reply #1157 on: August 15, 2010, 05:58:38 PM » |
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The animation still amazes me, and I wonder how long it took to render all that with the power that they had back then.
I think I heard something like 4 hours per frame, but AFAIK everyone pulls their render time numbers out of their ass. That being said, render times haven't changed much over the last ten years because everyone figures out new ways to hog more resources all the time. Toy Story 3 - 4/5 Real nice scenes, some good humor, great characters, etc. but at times it got a bit too sappy for my taste. |
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« Reply #1158 on: August 15, 2010, 06:17:23 PM » |
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a bit too sappy for my taste.
Basically describes every Pixar movie, ever. |
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« Reply #1159 on: August 15, 2010, 10:37:32 PM » |
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Basically describes every Pixar movie, ever.
Up was made to make lumberjacks and WW2 vets cry. |
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« Reply #1160 on: August 18, 2010, 03:40:12 PM » |
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Escape From New York: 3.5/4 SMGs
This is the pinnacle of 80's action movies. Modern cinema can learn a few things from this movie, don't try to give the character more dimensions or add more explosions. Just make the main character insolent and apathetic and give him a fucking eyepatch.
Escape from L.A.: 2/4 PDWs
The same as above except they managed to make it shitty.
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