Greetings! *Cough* For those of you who don't recognize me, Im the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files. I'm here to help Afroman present a mod that sorta involves one of my favourite things - cancer! So here I go.
Tired of your mom yelling at you
for being in front of the computer all day? "Look at you! You're so pale!
You haven't seen the sun for days!" she yells.
Then try this! Replace your desk
lamp with an UV one so gradually without effort you will develop a lovely
tan. Of course, normal UV lights don't give off photons that have enough
energy to do that so you will need to overclock the lightbulb to get the
true cancer giving tanning effect.
Afroman's simulation of what things would look like if that cheap bastard could actually afford a UV bulb:
Note the incredible power of the overclocked lightbulb. It is so intense that it actually lights up the areas behind the lamp that are in the completely opposite direction! *Cough* *Cough*
There's
only one more thing that needs to be done if you are a r3411y 1337 g33k.
Since you don't sleep and sit in front of your computer 24/7, you might
get one too many rays and end up one bigass tumour like me.
